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The Photoshop Awards: Kate Upton On Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Edition

Hours before Sports Illustrated was supposed to show off the cover of their annual For Horny Teen Boys Who Don't Have Private Internet Access issue on The Late Show last night, a gas station in...

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Kate Upton Is Too Basic For Victoria's Secret

If the Victoria's Secret Angels are flawless and rare diamonds found at the bottom of the ocean after Gloria Stuart threw them overboard, then Kate Upton is a fake gold necklace in the briefcase...

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Kate Upton Almost Froze To Death While Posing For This Picture

Kate Upton really is our modern day messiah. Jesus died for your sins and Kate Uptonalmost died just so millions could fap to this picture of her in Antarctica. Even though Kate Upton's Sports...

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Kate Upton Might Go To The Prom With The High School Senior Who Asked Her Out...

After Mila Kunis accepted an invitation to the Marine Corps Ball, every ho and every ho's little brother  started asking celebrities to be their date to their special event and the trend lives on....

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Diddy And Kate Upton Might Be A Thing (UPDATE)

Diddy seems to always be dating Cassie, but I guess he pushed her to the side again, because he was supposedly moisturizing the sexy all over Kate Upton at LIV in Miami on March 23. Kate stopped...

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Okay, Okay, Sarah Jessica Parker Won The Met Gala

If your eyeballs haven't turned into stone balls from staring deep into Sarah Jessica Parker's crotch ("I haven't even stared at the Crotch of Sauron" - Matthew Broderick), then slow clap for her Iggy...

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Kate Upton's Thick Ass Brows Are On The Cover Of Vogue

Phoebe Price's team of high-powered lawyers are filing a trademark-infringement lawsuit against American Vogue right now for calling Kate Upton the "hottest supermodel on Earth." Hell, I think Earth is...

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